New York: 1972
Sharp morning sunlight cut through the slits of brown and beige drapes onto a sleeping man. Suddenly the still morning air was sliced by an abrasive alarm clock stirring Harry from his deep sleep yet not enough to wake him, that is until the sound of crashing pots and pans could be heard in the kitchen downstairs. Harry’s eyelids fluttered as he groaned pulling a pillow over his face.
“Damn kids” Harry mumbled.
The noise downstairs then escalated to the sound of bickering and squabbling by Harry’s three sons. Sighing, Harry slithered out of bed, pulling on his dressing gown that bore royal flush embroidery on the top pocket and began trudging down the stairs to join them.
“What the hell is going on down here? Harry snapped at his startled three sons “Come on, anyone ed think you kids were loose form bedlam.” Harry added snidely. Harry observed that his three sons were cooking breakfast, egg shells could be seen dotted along the kitchen floor, the sound of sputtering oil could be heard in the background as his three sons greeted him with guilty silence. Harry’s youngest son Mark piped up.
“Charles started it” Mark said sheepishly. Much to his annoyance Harry also observed the pots and pans scattered about the floor that had initially stirred him from his peaceful sleep.
“Hey! I don’t care who started it, I’m finishing it kapeesh? Look at this fucking mess! Come on Charles when are you going to get a girlfriend to do this shit?” Harry snarled, his furious eyebrows crossing into a violent v shape. Charles was Harry’s eldest and generally entrusted him to take care of the house and the other two boys.
Charles suddenly retorted in offense “when are you going to get remarried dad?”
“When hell freezes over you little brat.” Harry sat down at the kitchen bench and began eating a plate of breakfast that he could tell had been especially been served out for him. Raising his finger Harry continued the rebuttal.
“I didn’t just lose half my assets so some other broad can come in and take the rest alright?” Harry returned to his plate cutting his bacon as though it were his ex wife’s fingers only to raise his finger again, this time egg yolk dripping from his lips like a rabid dog.
“Not to mention thousands of dollars in a custody battle that so far has ended up in a trashed kitchen and shitty fucking food.” Harry said as Charles head hang low.
“We’re sorry dad.”
“Forget about it, what are ya sorry for anyway? Ya got nothing to be sorry for” Harry replied solemnly as he as continued to chow down on his bacon and eggs. The silence was cut short by dogs barking outside.
“Mark go get the mail”. Charles and Lee began cleaning up the kitchen. Mark returned with the mail handing it to his father, flicking through until a personalized deep red envelope caught his eye. Harry turned it over once, twice for any indication of who it was from before opening it. Lee noticed his father’s curiosity and inquired at its contents.
“What is it dad?” Lee asked. It was an invitation to an exclusive poker match with some of the world’s best. Before Harry could reply though Harry’s attention was diverted by the ringing phone on the wall. Harry picked up the phone with an arrogant hello.
“Who is this? What? Lucinda? The hell do you want?”
The kitchen fell silent as Harry listened.
“No! You get your mind right and you might have a chance of seeing you sons again ya crazy bitch, that’s even if they want to!” Screaming could be heard through the other end of the phone and Harry’s three sons stood motionlessly.
“Come on your killing me here. Hey! I’m not even going to dignify that, I might not be the husband anymore but I sure as hell am still the father.” Yelled Harry. This time Harry’s ex wife could clearly be heard yelling back.
“You’ll get yours ya dirty animal; hell hath no fury like a woman scorn!” Harry’s blood boiling at this point interjected before Lucinda could say anymore.
“Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Hey, HEY! Do ya self a favour go light another candle and say a prayer ya crazy fuck.” Harry slammed the phone into the receiver and rested his head against the wall in dismay. His three sons had started bickering again. Harry, suddenly reminded of what he fought for turned, walking over to them he grabbed Mark by the scruff pulling him into a hug.
“Come here. You’re alright, You all alright ok. I love you boys alright; otherwise I wouldn’t have gone to hell and back to have you all, ok.” Harry said firmly with an undercurrent of fatigue and relief. It was the sort of fatigue and relief he felt after winning the long arduous custody battle with his ex wife Lucinda. She had been a good mother, a good wife but she was superstitious and after loosing her mother went on an unhealthy pursuit towards knowledge of the afterlife. Lucinda had become despondent and vacant, while Lucinda may have lost her mother, the boys lost their grandmother and Harry lost a great friend but that was life after all, we all have to move on in the end. Harry and the boys tried to help her but it was to no avail. She grew more and more distant as though Harry and the boys were not event there. So after three years Harry done what he thought was best for everyone. Filed for divorce and custody over the boys.
Mark’s voiced muffled a reply from the headlock his father had him in.
“We know dad, we know.” Mark said. Harry released him, looking into Marks eyes he was filled with love. Mark had peaked at the letter in the deep red envelope while his father was on the phone so gently pried at his dad.
“So are you going to the poker match dad?” asked Mark
“Can a duck swim kid” smiled Harry.
While Harry was a successful stockbroker by trade he was also a pro poker player and so the court proceedings took a little longer than anticipated despite their mother’s instability. The courts wanted to make sure he wasn’t going to squander the three boys’ future away because of some poker game.
One Week Later
The foyer of the casino walls were littered with fish tanks full of carp, coy and every other kind of extravagant fish you could think of, fish tank filled walls gave the impression of a moving rainbow.
Pity not many people found there pot of god at the casino thought Harry. He was never too fond of casino’s even when they hosted poker games, in fact he hated them more. Harry felt as though they stank of mafia dons and corrupt cops. In the distance Harry could hear pokie machines and roulette wheels interwoven with laughter and cries as he approached the reception desk. A stout looking girl with a perm and leopard print dress obnoxiously chewing gum greeted Harry as he approached the counter.
“I’m here for the poker match” Harry said assertively tapping his fingers arrogantly on the counter with one hand, the other held the invite still enclosed in its envelope.
The lady behind the counter looked up at Harry nonchalantly, then looking over his shoulder still chewing her gum arrogantly nodded towards two men in beige suits and chequered ties standing at a far wall. In a rather robotic manner they approached Harry on either side as though they were about to escort him to a prison cell.
“This way please sir” one of them said leading Harry away into the depths of the casino.
***
Harry was lead into a small dank, smoke filled room at the back of the casino, all that the room beheld was an old oval oak table seated by three men. Harry recognized two of the men from previous tournaments and thus was not surprised at their presence, especially given that this was meant to be some sort of private tournament for the best of the best. Harry recalled nearly loosing half his fortune to one of the men back in 62 at Las Vegas. That was one hell of a poker match. One Harry would never forget. The man looked up at Harry as he entered and Harry nodded, Gary was his name, he was wearing his usual brown corduroy flares and denim jacket. The second man Harry had played a few tournaments with, was also sporting what Harry figured was his poker uniform, blue and white velvet sweat suit with accompanying St. Christopher chain, afro and sunglasses. The third man though Harry had never seen before. Harry took the remaining seat at the end of the table opposite facing the mysterious man.
While both the familiar men to Harry smoked it was the mysterious man’s cigars that filled the dank room with thick heavy smoke nearly suffocating Harry. Something about the man’s demeanor made Harry feel uncomfortable. The mysterious man was dressed in a dark purple suit accompanied with a black tie, if Harry had seen him on the street he might have mistaken him for some sort of pimp. Sitting in a rather slouched position as though the chair were a couch a poker chip danced mechanically between the mysterious man’s fingers as he puffed away. Looking up at Harry as he seated the poker chip disappeared and like a slide of hand magician reveled a deck of cards and began shuffling as he begun to speak.
“Shall we gentlemen?” the mysterious man said.
Harry felt perplexed and out of sorts by the arrangement, something did not sit right with him. “Where’s the tournament director? Or at least game organizer? Who’s sponsoring this match?” Harry jabbed
“No need for one, this is simply at match between the best for the best” the mysterious man replied, the other two men didn’t seem fazed by the odd or rather dodgy circumstances of the game. Harry shuffled in his seat uncomfortably as he awaited his hand to be dealt, all the while the mysterious man grinned puffing away at his stogie.
***
Only Harry and the mysterious man remained, Harry’s stack of chips was dwindling causing a subtle bead of sweat to fall from his brow. The mysterious man grinned ever so slyly at Harry almost knowingly. Harry fiddled with his cards nervously contemplating his next move. It wasn’t like harry to lose his nerve in a poker match, this was meant to be where he shined – but something didn’t feel right. Harry glanced up briefly at the mysterious man trying to read his face.
“What’s a matter? You look all squeezed out” said the mysterious man. Harry replied awkwardly, “I’ve seen some poker faces but yours is just downright creepy”. Harry folded his cards and placed his next lot of chips in the pot as Harry began questioning the man.
“Why haven’t I seen you before if this is for the best huh? I aint ever seen your face before.” Asked Harry as he took the cards dealt out to him. The mysterious man replied factiously. “I’ve been called many names, I’m a known man across all the world.”
“Ya full of shit, what’s ya story? Harry snapped
“My business takes me near and far, I guess you could say I’m a jack of all trades.” The mysterious man replied.
Harry sniggered in response as each man reveled their cards. Harry slammed his fist on the table, he had lost again.
“Looks as though the gods are not so kind to you tonight Harry.”
“What are ya talking about? Gods, come on, don’t give me that crap, aint no such things as gods; we can gain anything in life by simply knowing the odds and having a damn good poker face.” Growled harry, his voice steadily rising.
It was Harry’s turn to deal out the cards.
“And how is that working for you Harry?” asked the mysterious man snidely as he took up his cards, a smirk forming in the corner of his mouth. Harry was beginning to get frustrated at the mysterious man, his arrogance was steadily making Harry’s blood boil to such a point he was nearly shaking.
“I see you ya know! I see you.” Said harry angrily. The mysterious man replied smoothly which done nothing but cause Harry’s blood to boil ever more.
“You see nothing! Your chips are running Harry and the game is almost up… lest you want to wager more, something else perhaps… otherwise you must soon admit defeat and walk out of here with your tail between your legs like the other two men before you.”
“Come on, what are ya talking about the chips are the wager. And who says I’m losing anyway? Huh? It aint over until the fat lady sings”.
“Come now Harry don’t be coy, lets us raise the stakes. You are a gambling man after all and like you said everything can be won by simply knowing the odds, do you know the odds Harry?” asked the mysterious man. Harry looked at his cards sheepishly.
“What did you have in mind? Harry asked.
“Whatever it is that’s most dear to you” the mysterious man replied.
Harry peered down at his cards and smiled briefly.
“What are you going to wager then?” Harry asked. The mysterious man smirked with confidence.
“The Cobra you no doubt seen in the car park on your way in.”
“I reckon that jewelry you got on is prolly worth more” Harry remarked. The mysterious man lit another stogie.
“I’ll throw it in too. I take it your no stranger to high stakes Harry? The mysterious man quizzed.
“I wagered more in my divorce settlement and with less odds than this lousy poker game.”
“Well how bout it then?” the mysterious man puffed away. “Whatever it was you were fighting for in your divorce lay it on the table Harry. What was it? A son? A daughter perhaps?”
Though Harry felt furious at the man’s suggestion he looked down solemnly at his cards before quietly responding.
“Three sons, my three of a kind”
“What do you say Harry?” the mysterious man gently prodded.
Harry snapped out of his reverie.
“Forget about it, you’re crazy! What are you some sort of wise guy? Huh?” The mysterious man looked pensive and patient before he replied. “What have you got to lose if you know the odds Harry? How about I throw in a beachfront house, for you and your sons.”
Harry stared at his cards and took a deep breath. The mysterious man was right. Harry knew the odds, he had played worse hands like this before and won. Harry had been on the brink of losing far worse than this and still came out on top just by simply keeping a cool head and maintaining a steady poker face. That was what the game was all about right? What was he kidding getting all worked up by some freak in a purple suit, this game was his.
“Alright lets’ do it.” Said Harry and the round played out, Harry now appeared confident, no longer ill at ease. The mysterious man prompted Harry to reveal his cards. One by one Harry placed his cards down on the table with a satisfied grin.
The mysterious man smiled softly as he spoke.
“Four of a kind, not bad – in fact statistically it’s quite hard to beat.” The mysterious man grinned for a moment before revealing his own cards. By now a thick haze of smoke filled the room dulling the effect of the overhanging lights.
“But I’m afraid it does not compare to a royal flush” said the mysterious man proudly.
Harry stared slacked jawed and shell shocked. The mysterious man simply lit another cigar as silence coveted the smoke filled room.
The mysterious man put his feet up upon the table in triumph and puffed away. Hat sat motionlessly as the gravity of his loss began to sink in. Then out of the silence high heels could be heard approaching from behind the mysterious man. Out of the smoke laden depths of darkness appeared Harry’s ex-wife, standing behind the mysterious man she placed a hand on his shoulder staring at Harry intensively before she addressed him.
“Guess you didn’t know the odds after all Harry. I knew your ego couldn’t withstand the challenge a poker game. And I knew the higher the stakes the better!”. Lucinda said. Lucinda leaned forward over the table and in a near whisper said to Harry: “So I took your advice, I lit another candle and said a prayer, lo and behold someone answered.” Said Lucinda turning her head motioning towards the mysterious man.
Harry suddenly jumped sporadically from his chair knocking poker chips everywhere and began to scream.
“LUCINDA!” before Harry could reach her though two security guards appeared and began dragging harry away, kicking and thrashing Harry screamed again as they dragged him through the double doors he was brought in through back into the depths of the casino.
“Lucinda YOU CUNT, THEYRE MY SONS!” as the double doors slammed shut on Harry the smoke filled room fell silent.
Lucinda sat down in almost disbelief at what had transpired. She had her sons, she had won back her precious sons. Regaining her composure she looked up at the mysterious man. Her voice rang with gratitude as she spoke.
“My god! I cannot thank you enough.” The mysterious man almost exploded.
“God? God has nothing to do with this you fool, have you forgotten whom you are speaking to? DO not ever mention that name.” Lucinda hung her head in fear as the mysterious man began to cool down and continued.
“You called upon me, not god. That’s blasphemy in my eyes. Let us not forget your payment now because unlike god I come with a fee.” Lucinda looked up with pleading eyes.
“Of course, of course. I’m sorry, please, anything you want. Anything at all.”
The mysterious man leant back in his chair, placing his feet upon the table he grinned broadly pondering the ex-wife’s’ payment. Leaning forward again the mysterious man slowly and gently slid his hand across the table. Lucinda stared in wonder as just like magic a book appeared before her eyes. The mysterious man rose from his chair and lit another cigar. Puffing a few times he addressed the ex-wife one last time.
“See to it that your youngest son Mark reads the book. The mysterious man puffed some more leaving a trail of smoke behind as he disappeared through double doors back into the casino. The ex-wife peered at the book on the table, gently picking it up she read the title in wonder, “The Catcher in the Rye”.
1980
A man in a dark purple suit sitting at coffee shop grinned broadly through a thick halo of smoke that emanated from the stogie hanging from his lips. The mysterious man was grinning at the front page of the newspaper that he was reading. In thick bold letters the header read “John Lennon homicide inspired by Salinger novel”.
End.